Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.