Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.