Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.