Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan