Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.