Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What do you call a Mexican Ghost?

A Juanting.

What do you call the Mexican KKK?

The Qu Qu Qu.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.