Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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By looking over your shoulder!

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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Giraffic.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.