Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin