Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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They're always rushin.

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Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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