Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Fast Runner Jokes More Fast Runner Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.