Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Bolshevik Jokes More Bolshevik Jokes

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.