Dope Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Fast Runner Jokes More Fast Runner Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!