Dope Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Seven Dwarf Jokes More Seven Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Dope Ring Jokes More Dope Ring Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.