Dope Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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He hates camping

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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Seven Dwarf Jokes More Seven Dwarf Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!