Dope Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Silicon Jokes More Silicon Jokes

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Seven Dwarf Jokes More Seven Dwarf Jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.