You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
To get to the other wife.
His wife and kids
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Curt 'n Rod
At a crow bar.
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
A: A dope ring.
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
They both left bodies in four states.
Its a part Tide
Because it was invented by a black person!
A leper playing guitar.
