You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
Because they all live in de-nile...
Everything is cool there already.
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
When it's past your eyes.
A decoi
A little suspect
A baby hit by a snow blower
A caterpillar !
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
A no-bell prize
