You don't live in Mississippi.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
A toothbrush.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Boneless chicken
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Interracial
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
They want to have it before it's cool.
Raisin Bran
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
Because it has pp in it.
Because it's not going anywhere.
