You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
The NEIGHHHHHHborhood
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.
Their bayou loomin' essence
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Two for me and one for you.
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
They were both fingered by their brother.
