You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
Because they're too cagey.
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
That way they can both watch wrestling.
Thanks mum xD
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
One of them is a bunch of cunning runts
Le Tour de Franzia
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
Steal a chicken
A beer-a-cuda !
So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.
Because it has pp in it.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
19 Kids and Counting