Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi