Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.