Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.