Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser