Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi