Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Because they can't see if they close both.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
