What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

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What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.