What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence