What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self