What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

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What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.