How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence