How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.