What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.