What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.