What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal