What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"