What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.