What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.