What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Pedestrian Jokes More Pedestrian Jokes

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.