How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.