How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.