How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.