Statistician Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Good Day Jokes More Good Day Jokes

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.