What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

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