How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What do you call a blad man with dandruff?

A Snowglobe!

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

We found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box