What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac !

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.