What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.