Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.