Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
Because it was down hill!
Because ah, the egg roll.
A stinkasaurus!
Eight.
Eh.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
To get to the other slide.
The one with the lowest mew.