Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*