To get to the other slide.
A door to door salesman!
As far away as possible. shameful
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
The number of the car that hit him.
Student: A teacher!
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
