Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.