Mole Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Dill or No Dill

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.