Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
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They have a mole on their body.
He was a mole
Make way, children.
A mole
They both fly, except for the mole...
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
Avacado's number.
He was not Boeing.
Executed.
An ambulance.
Mount Cleverest
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Guac-A-Mole.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
When the (w)hole job's done.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Because they lived once
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
A: A polygon!
Roast turkey !
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Guacamole.
