Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What do you call a single use phone book?

The YOLO pages.