What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.