What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift