What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

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They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE