What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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They won't ever hit anything.

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He per-prosed

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee