Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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Avogadro Number Jokes More Avogadro Number Jokes

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

6.02 Jokes More 6.02 Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.