Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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