When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free