When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free