Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis