Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!