What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.