What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.