What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.