What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.