What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghosts live?

A: At the dead end.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!