What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.