What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.