What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.