What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.