What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.