What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What did he make?

H20

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.