What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.