What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.