What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!