What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.