What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 1023 dollars?

A mole-ionaire.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.