What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."