What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.