Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
Concentration camp.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Honeycombs!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
A bardvark!
He wrote sheet music.
Because it was already attendin'.
I never sausage a body."
Hitboxing!