Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Scare spray!
Caesars.
An algorithm.
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
The feet.
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Hitboxing!