Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

because 7 8 9

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.