He had served his sentence.
Cell culture.
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
It lost its porpoise.
Whom Whom Whom Whom
What you get served at KFC is original.
Because you can't drink and derive
Exorcise books.
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
A Con-Yay!
Sting operation, of course!
Because they're bad conductors.
Because they finish each other's sentences
They're both short essays.