Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.