Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.