Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.