What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere