What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere