What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

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What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses