What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident