Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive