Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.