Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.