Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive