What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.