Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.