Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.