Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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Because Freedom Rings.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.