Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"