Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.