What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.