What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.