Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap