Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!