Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.