Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.