Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."