Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy