Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny