Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.