Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !