Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.