What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator