What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!