What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations