What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.