What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.