What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!