How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.