How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...