How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...