What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !