What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips