What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.