What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*