What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.