What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.