Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Nickname Jokes More Nickname Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.