Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.