Nickname Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

Sweet Pee Jokes More Sweet Pee Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "