Nickname Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Lebron James Jokes More Lebron James Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.