Nickname Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

James Brown Jokes More James Brown Jokes

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

Williams Jokes More Williams Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

T Jokes More T Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Tripod Jokes More Tripod Jokes

Who has the biggest duck in Compton?

A tripod

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men