Nickname Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Williams Jokes More Williams Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!