A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
because K-10 is for cats.
They like to stay anony-moose
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Now I wonder the same thing.
been wondering for years