What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.