What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years