What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.