What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Chicken Seizure Salad.

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A Douche

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Patty O'furniture.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.